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When someone says they will text or call and I stay up till 2 in the morning waiting for it And they never do!
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I was caught so many times in the laundry mat doing this…..
true that
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Anonymous asked: Hey ummm Ruthy will you be my mom?
Nope. Sorry gray face
Anonymous asked: Hey so uhhh whats in that couture dip Babe Ruth?
Fabulousness and this
Anonymous asked: Good day to you Wiz Ruthifa,may I call you that?So who do you think that last anon was?
hahaha Yes, you can call me that if you must. And I know who the last anon was as we’ve talked about it already. Come off of anon next time so I really know who it is ;)
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Best part!
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Anonymous asked: hey emily/ ruth its me again im having some freinds over and was wondering what i should serve? any sugestions???
Hi again anonymous (even though i’m pretty sure I know who you are) Well for parties, I like to serve this really fancy dip that I found the recipe for. It’s called couture dip. Best served hot. Everyone will beg you to serve hot couture at your next get-together.
Anonymous asked: hi
Why, hello to you anonymous!
Tee Hee. His smile!
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